.
Feedback

Report: Seinfeld May Be Moving to Five Towns

Comedian reportedly looking at house in Hewlett Harbor.

"Hellooooo!" — that's what residents in Hewlett Harbor may hear when Jerry Seinfeld moves into town, according to a report on Trifter.

The site reports a rumor that Seinfeld, a native of Massapequa, may move from his upper west side apartment to the suburbia of the Five Towns.

According to the site:

Many residents claim to have seen Seinfeld shopping at the local supermarket as well as eating at a sushi restaurant, .

Hewlett Harbor Trustee Tom Cohen said he hears many rumors of celebrities who may make the move into his village.

"We are pleased to welcome anyone who respectfully wishes to reside in our community," he told Patch.

Newsletter & Alerts

Get the best stories each day and important breaking news

Subscribe

Not from Massapequa Patch? Find your Local Patch »

Note Article
Just a short thought to get the word out quickly about anything in your neighborhood.
Share something with your neighbors. Write a new post... What's up? Make an announcement, speak your mind, or sell something
LT June 16, 2013 at 09:52 am
when you say elite do you mean the hard working people who have money? it's a matter of labels. youRead More call them elite..they call themselves hard workers. yes, some inherit money. but most of us work for it.
Michael Taustine June 16, 2013 at 09:01 pm
No, it has nothing to do with how hard you work. It's just that the elite one percenters are treatedRead More differently when they run afoul of the laws in this country. No one has been jailed for the corporate malfeasance that resulted in the financial crash of '08, in spite of the rules that were ignored or broken. Too big to fail is the order of the day. Meanwhile, petty frauds committed by poor and middle class are prosecuted to the full extent of the law. Two Americas. The rule of law, unevenly applied, whether by race, or class, or economic station will result in the unraveling of society. We may well be seeing the beginnings of that now, as we've entered a new gilded age, where new robber barons are allowed to run roughshod over the lower classes. The very ideals of America are at stake, and we are letting them slide away.
Jack coyote June 12, 2013 at 03:24 pm
Will the new Massapequa station platform be covered end-to-end as it is now? If it will only beRead More partially covered, like Seaford station, there are going to be a lot of cold, wet, unhappy commuters.
Patrick O'Hara June 12, 2013 at 04:14 pm
Mr. Coyote, The design plans only call for a canopy over certain parts of the station platform, likeRead More almost all of the other stations along the branch. The canopies will be primarily over the staircases, elevator, waiting room, and one other small section on the middle section of the platform between the elevator and east escalator.
mj June 12, 2013 at 01:43 pm
Also blocks along Alhambra Road including Granada and Sutton. It rained the other day and was up toRead More the front lawn on one house that is still being renovated from Sandy!!!! Horrible if those owners saw this.